If John Roberts Were On A Date With America

"You're so intelligent."

"I really understand what you're saying."

"Do you want to watch a movie?"

"There's nothing at the theater that's good. Why don't we just go watch a video at my place?"

"I have some wine. Want some?"

"Have another glass."

"Have another glass."

"Have another glass."

"Have another glass."

"Have another glass."

"It's late and you shouldn't drive. Just crash here."

"That couch is uncomfortable. Lay down here. We'll just sleep."

"Let's just cuddle."

"I haven't felt this way about anyone in a long time. I feel like a really know you."

..........

"That was great."

" I have to go to work. "

"I'll call you later."

"This is John Robert's answering machine. I'm not here right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you."

"This is John Robert's answering machine. I'm not here right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you."

"This is John Robert's answering machine. I'm not here right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you."

Boy the NYT is stupid.