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The Third Estate
What Is The Third Estate?
 Everything
What Has It Been Until Now In The Political Order?
Nothing
What Does It Want To Be?
Something

Um, honey?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Make sure you check out the next to last sentence. My God, that's funny.
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.


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Posted by Arbitrista @ 7:32 AM
6 Comments:

  • Bahahahaha--- I love you guys. Maybe a case of opposites attract?

    By Blogger Weezy, at 8:54 AM  

  • Dude. That's nasty what you do with those socks.

    By Blogger sheepish, at 4:00 PM  

  • I like my socks brand new.

    By Blogger Jesse, at 6:14 PM  

  • Mmmm. Socks.

    By Blogger Arbitrista, at 8:17 PM  

  • Oh man, I'm sorry I asked. "Avoid the Battleaxe at all fucking costs"
    Maybe she's just like that because of all the socks she has to wash? lol

    By Blogger Canada, at 11:56 PM  

  • if that's what he's doing with his socks, then he's washing them himself!

    By Blogger Dr. Brazen Hussy, at 2:44 PM  
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