Memetastic

Via Dr. Crazy.

1. My uncle once let me live at his house for the longest 6 months of my life.

2. Never in my life will I smoke cigarettes. Yuck.

3. When I was five I lived in the panhandle of Florida.

4. High school was when virtually every important trend in my life started.

5. I will never forget the exact circumstances of meeting Brazen Hussy.

6. Once I met Al Gore, who thought he knew me but didn't.

7. There’s this boy I know who leaves messages on my machine but screens his calls and never calls me back. I'm talking to you Brian!

8. Once, at a bar, sang at the karaoke machine. Okay, more than once.

9. By noon, I am wondering how much longer it is until I can leave work.

10. Last night I dreamed that our cats were children.

11. If only I had an unlimited account at the liquor store.

12. Next time I go to church I will probably be struck by lightning.

13. What worries me most is the future.

14. When I turn my head left I see the person I have to share my office with. Who's not that bad. I guess.

15. When I turn my head right I see the hallway with the incline everybody trips on.

16. You know I’m lying when Brazen hits me on the back of the head for lying.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is summer vacation.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be MacBeth?

19. By this time next year I will have had my PhD for a year.

20. A better name for me would be Your Highness. :)

21. I have a hard time understanding statistics.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll clearly have gone insane. So stop me.

23. You know I like you if I'm talking to you. I pretty much like everybody.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be Brazen Hussy.

25. Take my advice, never get a PhD.

26. My ideal breakfast is bacon and eggs. Yes, I am boring.

27. A song I love but do not have is The Ocean by Led Zeppelin

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you ask someone else because I haven't been there in so long.

29. Why won’t people signal before they change lanes?

30. If you spend a night at my house be prepared to share the futon with the dog.

31. I’d stop my wedding for nothing. Not even an asteroid crashing into the planet. A person has to have priorities.

32. The world could do without conservative Republicans.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than vote for John McCain.

34. My favorite blondie is the kind with cookie and ice cream. Mmmm.

35. Paper clips are more useful than binder clips.

36. If I do anything well it’s political strategizing.

37. I can’t help but talk about politics.

38. I usually cry when I see the last scene in Titanic.

39. My advice to my nephew/niece is take time off between undergrad and graduate school.

40. And by the way, most people in politics are actually pretty nice.