Meme

Hey, it's been ages since I did one of these. Seen lots of places:

1. What is your favorite word?
perspicacious

2. What is your least favorite word?
ubiquitous

3. What turns you on?
poise

4. What turns you off?
high-pitched laughing

5. What is your favorite curse word?
f$#k

6. What sound or noise do you love?
a cat purring

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
my bird screaming

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
historian

9. What profession would you not like to try?
stockbroker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
good start

Hey, wait a minute, aren't these the questions James Lipton always asks his guests on Inside the Actor's Studio?